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peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations

5 days ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 69,898 notes
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
1 week ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 504,692 notes

enhancers:

Kiss me like my lips are air and you can’t breathe

1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 34,229 notes

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

wholocked-in-221-b:

orangelemonart:

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

this is going to come in handy one day…

1 week ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 86,462 notes
lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

1 week ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 113,049 notes

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

1 week ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 501,326 notes
1 week ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 355,150 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina 

When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or graceful either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painful.

1 week ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 62,812 notes
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get to know me meme
[1/4] tv shows → supernatural

1 week ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 3,408 notes

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

1 week ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 618,971 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina