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iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

5 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 135,554 notes
Do you live in Texas? Sorry if this is too personal.

Anonymous

Nope not even close xD

5 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

5 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 154,614 notes

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

5 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 113,386 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina 

ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

5 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 175,728 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina 

princewarblersteenagedream:

blaineytroye-anderson:

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

Written by Chris Colfer

Music by Darren Criss

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 107,241 notes

ohtentoo:

best friends who slowly fall in love with each other is what otps are made of

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 82,798 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina 

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 396,820 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina 

stratogender:

ahoneyjumbleutopia:

stratogender:

ok but consider this: nonbinary superheroes

"are you a man or a woman?"
"I’m a hero"
"What gender are you"
"Super"

A+

1 week ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 97,124 notes
Moffat: The BBC has run out of new actors for series three.
Gatiss: But we need John's wife and Sherlock's parents.
Moffat: Guess you'll have to write them out of the first-
Gatiss: Hold on!
Moffat: Yes?
Gatiss: Martin Freeman already has a wife-
Moffat: -I'm listening-
Gatiss: -and Benedict already has parents!
Mofftiss: *laugh for two years*
1 week ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 44,207 notes