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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
4 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 497,839 notes

enhancers:

Kiss me like my lips are air and you can’t breathe

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 26,217 notes

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

wholocked-in-221-b:

orangelemonart:

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

this is going to come in handy one day…

5 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 85,816 notes
lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 105,457 notes

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 497,924 notes
1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 354,528 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina 

When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or graceful either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painful.

1 day ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 58,086 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina 

get to know me meme
[1/4] tv shows → supernatural

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 3,211 notes

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 603,464 notes
Tagged as: #Valentina 

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 151,765 notes
Tagged as: #about